Perfect Potato Chip Fantasy

Me: I just want to lay on my back and have a potato chip fountain drop potato chips into my mouth.

My stepson: I’d be afraid of choking.

Me: This is a fantasy. There’s no choking in fantasies.

My stepson: I’d still be afraid of choking.

Me: I don’t understand how you could be afraid of my perfect potato chip fantasy.

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