Nebulous Mooch

The other day I saw a man using a canister vacuum cleaner–you know the kind with the hose and attachments–to clean the grass clippings off his front walk. It wasn’t the fact that he was using a vacuum cleaner to do this that was seemed so strange to me. It was the fact that he was using the little narrow attachment you use to vaccum corner and inbetween seat cushions that made the scene so funny. I wonder how long it took him. I wonder what his wife said when she found out.