The End is Near …

The end of the world is quickly approaching. Are you ready? I’m not quite sure what one would do to get ready for the end of the world, but as I type this I’m thinking that I should probably do my nails or at least pluck my eyebrows. Everybody knows you have to make sure you go out looking good.

We were discussing how the world might end in the car because, just like gun control, everyone seems to have an opinion. We came to a consensus that it would have something to do with a pole shift. That’s about the only consensus we came to though because my husband and stepson seem to be totally confused about how a pole shift might occur.

They seem to think that it just has something to do with a change in magnetism. All the compasses will will go whacky and start pointing south instead of north, but anyone with half a brain knows that the Earth will basically do a somersault. Everything will get all flipped around as the Earth stands on her head. They’ll be earthquakes and tsunamis and volcanic eruptions. Everyone and everything will die and the world will be over. None of this compass nonsense.

By the way this will have nothing to do with Planet X. Pole shifts just happen because the Earth is in a bad mood which happens every two hundred million years because normally the Earth is a jovial gal. Aren’t you glad I straightened all that out of you. When the end is near it helps to know how it’s going to go down.

Anyway … I have to go get ready. I don’t even have any nail polish. Heck, since the end is near I might as well splash out and get a professional manicure.

If we’re still here in a few days. I guess I write another post, but if not … it’s been nice knowing you.