Face Value

We all have talents. Some people can play an instrument. Others are great at public speaking. Others excel at shadier things, like lying. These are all respectable talents to have, but I think I have one of the best talents out there. I excel at making faces.

The only way to get as good as I am at making faces is with practice. Let me tell you, I’ve put in many hours of practice. I’ve spent hours in front of the mirror contorting my face until the muscles cramp. That’s the kind of sacrifice I’m willing to make to develop my talent.

Here’s an example of one of my best faces.

This face required a lot strength in the forehead and mouth muscles. Luckily, I’m in shape so I can handle it. The best thing about my talent for making faces is that my face muscles are very strong. This comes in handy when you have to do something strenuous with your face.