It’s Over!!!

Hooray!!! The election is over and I can have my life back. No more political ads or annoying phone calls. No more people standing on corners waving signs and encouraging passing motorists to randomly honk. No more conversations about the election or the debates.

Now that the all encompassing elections are over I have the brain space to think about more important things like whether or not my fingernails are growing faster these days. I think they are. I wonder if that means there’s something wrong with me. Is there a disease that causes your fingernails to grow?

Anyway, I’m so happy it’s all over.

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