Nebulous Mooch

So the Supreme Court upheld the healthcare reform bill and angry Americans took to Twitter to announce that they were moving to Canada to get away from the horrible socialist American government. That’s like saying, “Florida is way too hot, I’m moving to Ethiopia.” Are you serious?

I’m glad they’re finally doing something about the messed up healthcare system in the States. It’s about time. If you don’t like it and want to move to Canada. Good. I’m sure you’ll like it there. It is a haven for conservatives. They have strict gun control laws and they legalized same sex marriage in 2005. Oh yeah, did I mention that they have a single-payer healthcare system?

Yeah!! Party in Canada. I think you should start complaining as soon as you cross the border. You can make signs and organize protest rallies to voice your opposition to laws they already passed before you decided to move there. I’m sure the Canadians would love that. I think the Tea Party Movement would go over really well with the Mounties. Mounties love tea and parties and drinking tea at parties. Maybe one of them would even let you were his hat. Wow. Sounds like fun times ahead. Maybe I’ll have to move to Canada too.

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