I get a lot of crazy emails. Most of them are from SEO companies promising to get my site to the top of the search engines, but yesterday I got one that was kind of unique that I thought I’d post.
I’m contacting you as I’m sure many have in the past. After checking out your site at http://nebulousmooch.com/, I have a joint venture proposition for you and I’m pretty sure you’ll find it as exciting as I do.
It’s called the ‘Hair Loss Blueprint’ and it’s just been launched on the Clickbank marketplace. It’s a product type that is a proven money maker and a product brand that is solely unique. Promoting the ‘Hair Loss Blueprint’ is a great opportunity for you, for 5 HUGE reasons:
After checking this blog, he decided this would be a great business opportunity for me? I’m not sure how he decided that. Maybe he saw some pictures of my husband’s questionable hairline.
1. The ‘Hair Loss Blueprint’ is a dream product for those desperate to stop their receding hairline and to even boost hair growth for bald men. Using a mixture of traditional and modern techniques, this truly is an affordable, yet cutting-edge product which makes it stand out in the market. With this distinction, the ‘Hair Loss Blueprint’ is undeniably the best. And when was the last time you promoted a product that went literally uncontested?
2. We offer a downright sexy commission program. You’re going to earn 75% on each sale. That means a minimum of $20 in your pocket every single time someone orders through your affiliate link. Plus… with an unbeatable OTO offered that pays you 75% on top of that, you can very realistically earn up to $40+ per referral!
This poor fellow seems to think that commission programs are sexy. To get a good understanding of what sexy is exactly maybe he should look at that picture again. This time concentrate less on the questionable hairline and more on the sexy.
Reasons 3, 4, and 5 aren’t that interesting so I won’t make you read them. (Like I can make you do anything;) But, check out the closing of the email.
Rooting For You,
I love that. It’s always good to have people rooting for you.
If you are bald, I’m sorry but no $37 ebook is going help you grow your hair back. Instead of wasting money on products like that or this…
accept and embrace your baldness. Some of my favorite people are bald…
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