A Gray Hair
I noticed a wiry gray hair sticking out of the side of my head the other day. At first I though it must belong to someone else, but when I tried to remove it from my own hair I found it was attached firmly to my own scalp. Now that I’m closer to 40 than 30 I guess gray hairs are just going to randomly attach themselves to me like leeches sucking all my youth out through their silvery strands. Am I being a bit too melodramatic?