Nebulous Mooch

One of my husband’s favorite things to do when he comes home from a gig in London is open up Google Maps and show me exactly how he got to the gig.

“And then I came down this street. And then down this street. This street was really busy. There was a lot of traffic. It took me 15 minutes to get from here to here,” he’ll say as I stare blankly at the computer screen. “And I parked on this street. Then I had to carry my amp up this street and down this street…”