
I saw this commercial the other day and it cracked me up. I love to see the races coming together to buy sofas. We really can get along.
The phone rang the other day–it hardly ever does that–so I answered. A telemarketer named Peter was on the other end. He wanted to tell me about the special deal my bank is now offering on personal injury insurance. Intrigued, I listened as Peter explained injuries that could occur and what the payout would be [...]
That’s a picture of my husband’s melodica. When we first move into this flat I remember him holding up his melodica and asking me where I thought he should store it. I don’t remember giving him an answer, but a few days later I noticed it sitting way up on top of the cabinets in [...]
The guys who came to replace our broke fridge with an “almost new” fridge where shady looking characters. They took the old fridge away and after they left my husband said in his best Watford accent, “Two dodgy blokes, two dodgy fridges. We’ll replace your old dodgy fridge with another dodgy fridge. We’ll take the [...]
Our refrigerator broke and my desire never to waste any food drove me to eating the strangest food combination. I snaked on Kalamata olives and put dabs of red curry paste in just about everything I cooked during the day. I said a little pray before heating up the leftover spaghetti that had already gone [...]
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