The Sky Mall
Besides the delicious food, the static filled headsets that hurt my ears and the stale disease-ridden air, the best thing about flying is the Sky Mall. I usually find myself flipping through it a few hours after take off. By that time I’m usually no longer able to concentrate on the book I brought along with me to read and I’ve already failed to complete the crossword puzzle in the back of the in-flight magazine
I like to flip through the pages and wonder who would actually buy things like this useful indoor dog toilet.
Complete with porous artificial turf that gives off a pleasant organic scent. The tray beneath can be easily emptied and hosed down. Is that turf porous enough to let a turd pass through it? It’s a bargain at only $149.95!
Oh, and this is a steal for only $199.95.
This robotic bust of The King sings eight of his greatest hits including, my favorite, Jailhouse Rock.
One of the most useful things I saw in the Sky Mall is this nifty device to stop you from snoring.
I think I’ll get this one for my husband. It stops your from snoring by giving you a small electric shock. I wonder if you can adjust how intense the shock is.
These are just a few gift ideas. If you’re anything like me you still haven’t bought any Christmas gifts.
