
My dad just tried to tell me the joke again. He forgot he told it to me already. This time it went like this.
Musician 1: Did you hear that Bob died?
Musician 2: Really? What did he die from?
Musician 1: I don’t know. It wasn’t serious.
He also told me that the key to the punchline is [...]
Here’s a joke that I do get.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
I didn’t say it would be funny.
My dad just called me to tell me a joke. “This is a musicians joke, so you might not get it,” he said. After retelling the joke to me several times, he finally remembered the punchline. He thought it was incredibly funny, but I still don’t get it. Here it is:
Musician 1: Did you hear [...]
We’re all familiar with the supercenter, those ridiculously large stores that stock anything and everything you can possibly imagine. I’ve never been a fan of these monstrosities.
When I was in college, I went to my first supercenter. They weren’t called that at the time. It was called Harry’s. I’d been shopping at Harry’s for about [...]
I hold a special place in my heart for earthworms. I don’t know why, but I can’t pass an earthworm in distress without coming to its aid. When I see their wriggling bodies on the sidewalk I carefully pick them up and place them in the dirt. That’s what I usually do, but it’s not [...]
I saw this yesterday and liked it, so I thought I’d share it with you. This guy dances all over the world. Here’s his website.
I forgot to write a post last week. Can you believe it? I don’t know how that happened.
My parents made a special day trip to Ikea on the 4th of July. My father was so excited to tell me about it. He doesn’t realize that after our struggle to find affordable furniture when we first [...]
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