
So I found two sites recently that I think are funny. The first one is a blog called Stuff White People Like. The second is a website called Black People Love Us! Check them out.
The Price is Right always seems to be on in the laundromat. I don’t know what the connection is between not owning your own washer and drier and loving The Price is Right. I just know that the phrase “A new car!” is like nails scraping a chalkboard to me.
There are two televisions in the [...]
Have you ever been given a meaningless time wasting task at work? I’ve been given tons of them. That’s one of the reasons I hate working so much.
I could hear the motor of a leaf blower going for what seemed like forever right outside my window. Finally fed up with all the racket, I decided [...]
Making a music video is a serious affair. It involves a lot of thought and planning. I thought you’d appreciate the effort put into the filming of I Brush My Filthy Teeth.
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I went to the dentist today for the normal poking and prodding. During my check-up the hygienist asked me if I wanted an oral cancer screening. I said no, because it costs fifty dollars extra and I don’t think I have oral cancer. Maybe that’s not the best choice but it’s the choice I made [...]
I have to admit that we have a bit of a mold problem in the master bathroom. It’s been plaguing me ever since we’ve moved into this place. I’ve tried everything I can think of. It taunts me from beneath the caulking along the edge of the tub. Every time I take a shower, I [...]
I suffer from cold feet. Not the kind of cold feet you hear about people getting before a wedding, just plain old cold feet. My feet get so cold that in the winter if my bare foot touches my leg while I’m sleeping, I wake up from the shock of it. It’s like someone just [...]
So the other day I went to the biometrics appointment for my UK visa. First of all, who came up with this name biometrics. It sounds so Sci-Fi and silly. It’s just a fancy way of saying that they’re going to take your photo and fingerprints. Now that I’m officially in the “system” what will [...]
I love getting rid of stuff. Now that our moving date is closer we’re getting rid of all kinds of stuff. It’s crazy how many things we have that we don’t use and don’t plan on using in the foreseeable future.
It’s fun to take things to the trash–strange things that you don’t want that most [...]
Not so long ago we went for a walk in the park and saw the most amazing fly. I don’t know what kind of fly it was, maybe a horsefly. Are they really big ones that buzz loudly? If they are then it was definitely a horsefly.
Anyway this fly was hovering right in the middle [...]
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